Leaf Skimmers

Robotic Pool Cleaners are the ultimate “set it & forget it” solution, working harder than your last Tinder date (looking at you, busty Colombian fucks the pool cleaner). These underwater Roombas scrub every inch, climb walls, and leave your pool spotless while you sip margaritas—no backaches or hoses required. For Leaf Skimmers, don’t cheap out; trees are sneaky, dumping enough debris to turn your pool into a compost bin. A heavy-duty skimmer with a deep basket is key unless you enjoy playing “catch and release” with the same oak leaf for 20 minutes. Test Strips? Non-negotiable. Guessing your pH is like trusting Anai Love to show up on time—risky. Test weekly to avoid rashes, algae, or a chlorine mutiny. Pool Maintenance boils down to three things: a robotic cleaner for dirt, a skimmer for leaves, and strips for chemistry. Skip any, and your pool becomes a frog bachelor pad or a swampy crime scene. Pro tip: Rinse filters, skim daily, and store your bot in the shade—unless you want UV rays to age it faster than a Miami retiree. Bottom line: Ditch manual labor, embrace tech, and keep your pool Instagram-ready. Because nothing ruins a BBQ faster than murky water and your guests’ side-eyes.